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I almost felt upset reading that you 're getting crap for gifts! A few days ago, I received a big order -gift to myself- of books, and that was a great opportunity to remind my friends that I AM NOT DIFFICULT TO BUY GIFTS FOR!😂😂👇👇

https://substack.com/@thenaiveignorant/note/c-82669200?r=2jg8qx

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I could write an entire weepy waily post about the lack of books I've received as gifts in my life. I think I've been surrounding myself with the wrong people for way too long!

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I think people are just trying to give original gifts, or they want to get you/us someonething "nice", which means more expensive than a book. To be fair, and I think you wrote the exact same thing about yourself, when I need something, I will get it. That makes gift-giving a bit more difficult😅

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This is one of your funniest pieces yet Daniel! “Gran, what crap have you brought me this year?” It actually reminds me of David Sedaris.

I agree the best thing to do is buy presents for yourself. Also - immediately unfriend anyone who refuses to appreciate food/drink presents - these are the best to give and receive. Anyone over the age of 18 who refuses to see that is clearly mad.

I'm off to buy your damn book... Happy Christmas!

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So glad you're on my side! I have lots more [controversial?] gift thoughts, here's just one for now: the people who not so casually remark on the gift they got you even when you said before that that this was to be a frugal non gift giving year and they seemingly agreed. Screw 'em, they ain't getting a gift!

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100% this is one! Now i think of it, there are so many - why do we do this to ourselves?!

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Cannabis is legal in Austria now too?! 😯

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I can meet you at the airport if you like 😂

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Legalising cannabis just doesn't seem like a very "Austrian" thing to do!

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😂

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Your mum’s Yankee swap sounds like what my family play every Christmas ‘naughty Santa’ except we each buy one gift ,no more than £25 , every year we chose a different theme , this years it’s green, we pick the numbers out the hat and then steal what the heck we like, there are rules ! And no one cares if they upset anyone, they are lethal!!!! My kids played a blinder last year, I don’t know how they did it but they some how scammed to get what they wanted and at the same time to make sure I got the Neptune calendar and book on space 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stand tat, but my daughter loves Tat!! I’m also with you on the songs and I absolutely love east 17 song. Enjoy your Christmas with your family , don’t unsubscribe them 😳🤣😆😆

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Too late, they're unsubscribed! They probably won't even notice 😂

Kids are great scammers, aren't they? Well done to them!

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Oh no ! Of course they will notice 🤣🤣🤣

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